Feng Shui is unironically the best conversation starter when someone invites you over for the first time though. Tell them how fucked their money corner looks as an ice breaker

Ah, a Bangmaid!

sexy (?)

I’m sorry.

The first time I saw a Drag Queen was while hanging out in a gay bar in Amsterdam (obviously stoned).

She was so tall and all I remember was looking up and this complete feeling of reverence, like walking into a church and looking up at very beautifully crafted artwork on the high ceilings. Absolutely amazing.

Saying that is one thing, living it is another.

I’m feeling pretty shitty right now exactly because I’m putting myself first for the first time in 3 months. It sucks man, but being constantly drained and dead inside sucks too.

If anyone is wondering, that artwork is “Red Monolith” by LostVegas !

I actually got a print of that piece on my wall cause I like it so much haha

And they’re happy about it, somehow!

Man it flew straight over my head at first that this comic is about Hannibal

man i wish it was summer already

I’m most cozy at an air temp of like 30°C :( It barely ever gets this hot here in Germany

I’m 24 and I own one! Well, my husband brought it into the household when we moved in together. And he only owned one because is mother is an insane clean freak that will iron literally everything, even towels and socks/underwear.

We’ve used it 4 times in the past 5 years.

I’m wildly attracted to both of those people and just call it Bisexuality. Classifying attraction is kinda dumb anyway, as there’s no point in setting up heuristics that will have that many edge cases and exceptions.

One is clearly superior, but I will fight for anyone’s right to have bad taste.

but what does lye taste like?

That’s actually accurate in German.

“Eine rauchen gehen” (female) - going to smoke a cigarette

“Einen rauchen gehen” (male) - going to smoke a joint.

Snake girl, as in, eating an entire animal and then sleeping under a rock for a week? Already got that unlocked 😎

AI needs training data.

Or those pickled baby-corn cobs!

there is another :33

That’s crazy, first time I see AI be this accurate with writing actual text :o