This is the only reason I still teach teenagers after 17 years, and I will not expound further.

That’s a rock solid way to endanger your financial livelihood. I’d take a hard pass on that idea, my human.

I will never downvote a non-downvoter of upvotes, fellow fellow.

YOU ARE IRELAND’S ONLY FEMALE.

Now kiss me.

(Cuz I know I’ll get downvoted to hell if I don’t clarify, Kiss Me Kate is a Cole Potter Porter musical. You’re not sheltered if you didn’t know that; I’m just super fucking old. Srsly, I found two gray hairs the other day in my ear, and one on it.)

Edit: typo

No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will…if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

After a woman gives birth, the exit where the baby comes out bleeds

Vagina. It’s okay to say vagina, because that’s what it’s called.

“I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done, for the people who are still alive.” GlaDOS

Aww, it’s nice that their company isn’t all rainbow capitalism, that they are putting their money where their mouth is by funding research into reducing the suicide rate among the queer community…

…hmm?; What’s that?

…n…no… *glances at GlaDOS* …no…

Me too. (Clocks)

Agreed, but what I wrote wasn’t intended to imply that at all. I posited two scenarios, both of which would require full knowledge and consent of all parties: OP has three boyfriends who know about one another but are not permitted to have other partners of their own (harem), and one in which they know about each other and are free to date other people (polyamory).

Are you saying you want three boyfriends but for them to not be allowed to date anyone besides you? Because that’s called a harem and I don’t know anyone…male, female, or otherwise…who would be interested in something so inequitable.

If you’d not have a problem with your three boyfriends having other partners, then that is literally being polyamorous.

r/theonepolyjoke

Or…you know… rawr

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