The twin’s name?

Albert Einstein.

Yes

But we still check every time, just in case

Only OK if you also jerk off onto the pizza

📯

(But that’s not mastodon’s fault)

You wouldn’t download a car dank meme

The chad slacker represents all the people stuck in bs jobs, where the only purpose is making some rich asshole richer, and the only reward for hard work is more bs work.

If you have a job where you do something meaningful and get properly rewarded, great, you’re right for enjoying that and not wanting to slack. Most of us slackers are jealous