I don’t get how anyone can trust those mugs with a tapered base.

Are you trying to spill your drink as far as you possibly can?

You just need one finger to catch the edge of the cup, and gravity/momentum will do the rest.

Have you tried… working in (non-corp) tech?

It may be for you.

If it’s the same amount every day (roughly), it’s probably trying to install an update over and over and failing.

Slight variations from other usual IoT spyware behaviour and update version sizes changing between minor versions.

This is an excellent meme

“the norm” part isn’t accurate, but if it could match gaming performance/compatibility I know a lot of people who would switch. Myself included.

And seeing as how 2% isn’t a very large percentage (but I think the number of gamers who are sick of windows, or have privacy concerns is quite large), I think it would be a notable increase in the userbase.

Even an increase to 2.5% market share is a 25% boost. A lot of products would be very excited indeed to boost their market share by 25%.

It might even light a tiny, tiny fire under Microsoft that they can’t just keep being shit with no consequences.

Competition (sometimes) breeds innovation.

Also, inflation.

In case they say what they want them to say.

Then they can quote them.

Somewhere between [insert most beautiful game ever here] and Rise of Kong would be ideal lol.

Oh that’s neat!

Devs are sneering now?

“Managers have it tough”. Gosh I wonder what job title the author has.

A lot of these job suck, but shit rolls downhill.

If the Dev’s job sucks, it’s inevitably because the manager is letting them down (overcommiting to projects, usually).

If the manager’s job sucks, it’s because the manager above them sucks.

Maybe this post would be more appropriate for LinkedIn?

o the pelican