Marty! It’s your children! The little bastards won’t stop playing Ska-booby toilets!

Consider that the energy output of a 12-gauge shotgun is approximately 4500 Newton-meters and, from personal experience, can rotate a first-gen iPad at an extrapolated 240 rpm (extrapolated as this proved difficult to sustain). That gives us an equivalent of 113 kW! A modern ipad would only need about 13 kW to charge in one second.

So, one shotgun shell could easily charge yours and 7 of your friends ipads instantaneously, although the results are difficult to appreciate.

That’s the moment where the fighters and the crowd attack and eat the announcer

“Ugh, now they’re both crying…” Covers microphone “Someone hit somebody! God, in my 13 years of UFC announcing, I’ve never been more embarrassed…”

How’s my mom gonna have time for that when she’s busy with every male COD player ever?

This isn’t a summary, I literally asked “what kind of bubble is AI?”

I didn’t wanna read the article nor the opinions in it, so I asked ChatGPT.

AI can be seen as a bubble in the sense that there’s a lot of hype and excitement surrounding it, often leading to inflated expectations. However, there’s also substantial substance and potential for real impact. It’s important to navigate through the hype to understand both its capabilities and limitations.

I’m doing my part!

Found Robin’s restaurant

They has risen

Nailin’ Palin if you’re into classic conspiracists.

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That’s their 34th highest-rented title. Would you like to reserve a copy?

That person they’re chasing looks like one smooth criminal

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Alexa, why is my VPN sticky?

The problems of our fathers don’t need to continue

I want this quote plastered fucking everywhere

I appreciate you sharing that. My father certainly wasn’t one of those “man’s men” and certainly had no bias on gender boundaries, mostly because of how pragmatic he was, but also because of behaviors he chose to not emulate from his father.

He also used to beat the shit out of me because his father beat the shit out of him and it’s really hard to break that cycle. I’ve chosen not to have kids because he and I once discussed (after my first legitimate suicide attempt) the fact that he never wanted to be “that” father and he didn’t know what happened. He even opened up how much it scared him the first time he threw me down a short flight of steps into the wall of a hallway in our house.

I have no crystal ball to explore what-ifs for any of us, but I imagine your father walking out on you was the most positive choice he made in his entire life. I appreciate you for the man you’ve become as a result.

Do his products come with a guarantee or do you have to just take him at his Ward?

Did we just solve world peace?