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minus-squareVespair@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-23 months agoAs Jack Black and Kyle Gass famously said, “You don’t always have to fuck her hard / in fact sometimes that’s not right to do.” Clearly Mom is in the mood for some smooth Gorbachev loving right now, love and smooches. He can tear up that pussy later when she’s feeling feistier.
minus-squareVespair@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoFollow-up joke: Gorbachev’s scalp ain’t gonna be the only thing stained in mom’s bedroom after tonight.
As Jack Black and Kyle Gass famously said, “You don’t always have to fuck her hard / in fact sometimes that’s not right to do.”
Clearly Mom is in the mood for some smooth Gorbachev loving right now, love and smooches. He can tear up that pussy later when she’s feeling feistier.
Follow-up joke: Gorbachev’s scalp ain’t gonna be the only thing stained in mom’s bedroom after tonight.
Doooohhhh ma gaaawd!