(Christ The Redeemer is struck by lighting several times a year, and has an array of grounded lightning rods for just such occasions.)

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    9 months ago

    Because Heaven is like an episode of American Chopper. “FUCK YOU, DAD, YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A STATUE!”