The Snark Urge

Can’t exactly un-roll those dice now, can we?

Blatant Linux propaganda on lemmy smdh

Where my shitfolk at? Poo Nation rise up ✊

I tried to read this right to left and paid the price.

I’m relieved we’ve all agreed not to get into the Harry Du Bois angle

It’s just lazy. If you want to hurt someone’s feelings you need to do the work.

Jokes on you, I prefer not to talk about being straight. It is one of my least cool traits.

I like how this meme is crafted to be life-ruiningly specific for maybe 2 people in the whole world, but we all get to blithely enjoy the anti-humour

That’s all we need, a way for morons to turn the web into even more of a Potemkin village of meaningless blather

I call it my meriod

Påige

3/10 walked without rhythm and still attracted the worm 😤 sips pheromone

Incredible pun perfectly used

This is the poison at the heart of all social media: the sick social cycle of victim punishment

Goals

Boomers without any entitlements are just loosers

I’m just being funny. Humour is how I cope for the most part, so when life gets harder I just get funnier. So I must have a pretty easy life by that logic; The trauma never stood a chance. 😎

I don’t get why I’d ever go to therapy if all it’s going to do is help me accept things. More people should not feel okay with how things are, if anything.

David Attenborough voice: Here is a rare treat! We are now witnessing an encounter between narcissistic billionaires. Make no mistake, this is no courtship however; notice the pointedly cordial tone. This is a veiled insult. They see themselves, and even they feel compelled to strike.

We can distinguish an animal’s self awareness by how they respond to a mirror. Do they recognise themselves, or do they perceive a threat? Billionaire specimens are usually out of budget for science departments, so we must trust in careful observation to deduct their nature.

Just saw a clip, it’s got its hooks in me now