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Relevant pizzacakecomic:

I was in a work call today that ended with someone saying “Let’s celebrate with more coffee!”

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His brain is a lost geocities page that consists exclusively of “under construction” signs and visitor counters showing a count of 13.

Oh boy. From the thumbail, I thought that was Jean-Luc Picard staring at me!

Best guess: they made him drop his pants at the airport to do a cavity search.

5 are the only that don’t look like they will give you ouchy feet real quick. Just sweaty ones.

Why even waste a thought about what the rapists like?

I recently bought a cordless, very flat keyboard from Cherry - loving it.

The bridge between Russia and the Crimean peninsula was bombed early this morning.

You give them far too little credit. Most of these people are not stupid, just often massively confused about what they can allow themselves to say out loud in public without hurting their (re)election chances. They know full well what they are doing, and for whom.

They are fucking evil misantropic fascist shitbags.

They must be such good friends.

We got this popping up everywhere:

This right here is the correct answer because Waldmeister.

But even those guys will ask for user numbers, and if those are not steadily growing, Reddit’s net worth suffers massively. Potential for steady growth and montarization are the only metrics investors care about.

Thanks to adblock i never see those on PC. Wouldn’t dream of opening u-toob on mobile though…

The people who don’t notice are probably not the people bringing the content or moderating the subs though.

He is one of the founders and likely holds a big amount of shares.